You are being judged! (In a safe-space kinda way).
Bill Hare
A crackerjack musician and recording/mastering genius.
Oh, yeah... he has one of those Grammy-thingys as well.
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Vashti Summervill
Vashti brings her extensive knowledge of jazz to this newly invented genre of KlezMetal. She would agree that Ella Fitzgerald would be proud of our work.
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Jay Siegan
The music industry is filled with a plazillion talented people. Jay knows all of them. His celebrity and talent agency is now officially legendary.
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Jim Hare
Jim is one of those friends you have who is so talented, it just makes you angry. A true renaissance man.
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MIke Irwin
How could you distrust the judgement of a guy whose stage name was BRUCE STRINGCHEESE? True story.
Jimmy Monack
He is not really qualified to judge anyone else's music, but he thought up this stupid project. So there.
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